ximjustinlovex:

benedictscumberbatch:

“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

kingorb:

shisnojon:

im sorry im sorry i fucked up so bad by making this

play this at my funeral





kingorb:

shisnojon:

im sorry im sorry i fucked up so bad by making this

play this at my funeral

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

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*9 ur old voice* I’m single as a Pringle (:

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

retiredjesus:

gay dude: mom… dad… im homo.

dad:..srs? im attacking you.

gay dude: i CAME OUT to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now